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Everyone says Signs was a terrible movie but I watched it when I was young so I remember it being relatively scary. Mel Gibson was in it and that shit was scary.
His hood covered the grotesque which was his face. When he lifted it, brave men would fall dead from sheer shock.
She was obsessed with recycling, but also a hoarder, so she hoarded items that were meant to be recycled but never were. Plastics went in the kitchen, paper in the bedroom, glass in the living room and anything that could be composted went in the bathroom. She just shat in the corner and called it "green living".
The demonstration took place in Piccadilly Square, London. A man with an over-sized hat whipped out a dozen eggs and told his audience that they were about to see a trick they would never forget. Meanwhile, pickpockets worked the intrigued crowd.
The swing was made of heavy wood. There was a rumour in town that the daughter of a wealthy tycoon died after the swing hit her in the back of the head. This is not true. In reality, she only became comatose. It was her father that killed her. With a pillow.
The town was made up of buildings erected back when its citizens believed in witch hunting. On the first of every night, history came to life when one woman was randomly selected to be the "witch". People would spend the entire night trying to catch the poor soul, only rewarding her with fire in the end.
It's true Meg stole from charities all across the country, and that she used men for their money, but she didn't deserve to die.
The division of peers was complete. All who wore dark colours stood to the right, all who wore light colours stood to the left and all who wore red were burned because there was no room left for them.
Success is hard to come by. Especially if you happen to be little Jordy Thompson. He never did succeed in anything his entire life. Even getting people to stop calling him "little" Jordy didn't pan out and by THAT time, he was well into his 90's.
Repeat. Repeat. Destroy all humans. These are the orders issued from Cyberbox 003. Repeat. Destroy all humans. End of message.
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