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"Pass me the roar please" said the Lion
"Don't you mean oar?" laughed the man in a blue coat.
The Lion could've eaten him, if his feeling hadn't been so badly hurt.
He was a Major and she was a paraplegic. They got on quite well but he cheated on her with a Paramedic. She was livid and slept with a Paratrooper. Do not repeat this.