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I've been cursed with the newbie syndrome where it is painfully evident that I don't know how to use this thing yet.
That being said, I find it rather enjoyable.
It's turning darker purple. The curse of time.
The first thing that comes to mind is Ella Enchanted. She was cursed with obedience as a baby and has no choice but to follow all orders that are given to her. That really sucks for Ella.