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If I send up a flare will you rescue me. Maybe a differently shaped trouser would attract more attention. Yes, I know this only works as a spoken pun
chocolate chocolate chocolate say it loud and it's almost like something from West Side Story that I can't quite remember the words to. Say it soft and it's almost like praying. I try not to eat chocolate but today I had a Jacobs orange club biscuit thing - it was a nostalgia thing. They were always, and still are, the most chocolatey of biscuits. My brother used to reconstruct the packaging, the silver paper and the little wrapper to tease me, torment me with its emptiness. Like the boiled egg shell joke, only much much crueller.