hillarypeg
I took one step forward in the black abyss and shuddered in the damp cold. I'm beginning to second guess myself in this barren cave.
It never ceases to amaze me how much I amuse myself--I really enjoy the ridiculous hilarity I create for myself. A true jackass I am.
I've considered starting a band on many occasions. The only thing stopping me is conflict of interest--everyone wants to be the lead singer, and I am clearly the vocal talent of the group, though we're all extraordinary.
I heard the thunder on the horizon and tasted the moisture in the air, happily anticipating the rain I knew would water the desert wasteland before me.