HorriblyCheerful
He was a simple guy. He dressed in faded colours that where somehow bright enough to still catch attentions and he never double-dipped chips in tomato sauce. He hated small, slobbering children and carried hand sanitizer just in case they popped up in his daily activities. He hated the grilling heat of summer, disliked shorts and didn't mind when his coffee tasted bitter. He was, after all, just a simple guy.