jaddleman
We once tried to build our own ant farm. We knocked together some old pieces of wood and stuck some glass in between. I'm not sure where we found all the stuff, but it was a pretty good job for a bunch of 11-year-olds. Then we went out to round up the biggest ants we could find so they couldn't escape. Of course, the biggest ones we found ended up being carpenter ants, so...
It's the heart of the code, see. This is where it all comes from - the seed. This random number is fed to us by the quantum variance of whatever particles strike the receiver, and the computer uses that to put the whole program into motion. Thus, artificial life is born.
Word, y'all. I got some dope chips here. So dope. They taste like, what'sit, mustard that's honey. Honey mustard, on a chip. Fuckin' fly as shit.
My little sis likes ketchup chips. Unbelievable some people's motherfuckin' taste, hear me?
The swamp grows thick with cat tails and carnivorous sundew blooms. I can hear little over the cacophony of frogs, but I know she's hiding in there somewhere, maybe doing that ninja "breathing through bamboo" trick.
The scales of justice are fuckin' busted, man. It's like, the government crawled up on there trying to get em to balance out and make em all look less fat, right? But then they just ended up sweating their greasy fat lard all over the fuckin' gimbals and chains and whatever's in those scales makin' em work. YknowwhatI'msayin'.
The dance floor had so many balloons on it. Oh my fucking god. Like a thousand billion balloons. Some of them were silver and some of them were red. It was a crazy fucking party. The women wore top hats and the men wore shiny, shiny gowns. They all bugalooed and watusied until the balloons shrivelled up and got hard to pop.
I had a bunny. I thought about naming it "Charles", but then thought that the guys would laugh at me for having a bunny named "Charles" if they ever came over and asked what its name was. So instead I named it "Rasputin". But in my mind he was always "Charles".
My life is a grid. I think it has at least three dimensions though, and maybe four or five. Hard to tell. Makes the concept of a corner much tricker. They still exist, but they're a lot more rare. There are only 8 or 10 of them in there and an awful lot of n-space in between.
The woman's face had lavender stripes that made her look like a harlequin or nymph. Her hair was chestnut, tied into two braids and twisted into a pair of large, metal nuts.
"This car is for beans only, chumps." The peas felt super-uncomfortable, and then shuffled off the smooth leather and back into the sunlight. Peas stuck on the sidewalk. Rejected again.
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