JosephJohn
Waking up in the apartment, dazed, weary and hungover, Dave tried to sit up, but something was holding him back. He struggled and felt his shirt rip around his shoulder. He pushed harder and realised he was stapled to the couch on which he'd passed out.
The gun just kept going off in the office. John thought taking his one-year-old into work would be a good idea. But now he wasn't so sure. So far he'd stapled his boss's suit jacket to a chair and attached tea bags to the walls...