kytromal

The dungeon of all childhood heroes awaits. Behold brave knight: the fiendish furnace beast, the terrible creepy shadow thing, the horrid creaky stairs demon, but do not worry. It will all be worth it once you obtain your treasure...
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HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIFTOFF
PASHHHHHHWAAAHHHHVRROOOOOMGAAAH
Space. The Final Frontier. Aliens. Planets. Stars. It's great.
Ah, the depths of hell await those who are the purest of evil. Like Hitler. I wonder what he would think to know that he has become the face of all evil. I mean, honestly, besides the Devil himself, Hitler has become the purest embodiment of evil. Talk about cosmic punishment.
Sometimes, when I walk on a sidewalk or other paved pathway, I like to stay right on the edge, with one foot in the grass and the other on the pavement. This way I feel like I'm living on the wild side. I am half part of society and half part of nature. I've done it since I was very young, though I never really understood why. I think I just enjoy the balance of it all...