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i'm cold. i know i am. i've lost feeling in my heart, and my morals.
sideburns are not sexy. not in the least. hipsters take note; not okay.
mint chocolate chip ice cream, muthafucka.
(because i couldnt come up with anything creative for this one)
There is nothing better than a pretzel dipped in chocolate. Especially for a woman with raging hormones.
I'm curious about who you are. I feel like I already know you. I know the universe meant for us to meet. I'm curious about who you are. Just don't forget me. Please.
i wish not to be forgotten. but my legacy will live on in you, my love.
welcome to wasteland. i am the mayor, and as such i present you with a welcoming gift: a jello shot! but please miss and mister, be careful these are dangerous concoctions.