lafem
The first thing that happened when I saw this word was I got the song Boris the Spider stuck in my head. I think spiders are freaking awesome, unless they're in a room with me. Then.... well it's kind of terrifying. But i love looking at them. Even those crazy big ones from Australia. I'm bad at writing interesting things.
I wish this said receipts. I like them. They're smooth. Apparently if you roll a joint with them it can make you sick. Shame. I like knowing what I wasted my money on, in case I forgot. Or the police think I stole it.
You already gave me this damn word. Why are you making me do it again? i can't cook god dammit! I almost wrote gook. That's racist isn't it? Well, I love asian people. One of the first girls I ever truly liked was asian. Bitch just thought I was pathetic. I haven't kissed a girl in years. Why won't that change? What does this have to do with recipes?