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Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt.
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
I was Shamed
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO A BARBER SHOP. THANKS FOR THAT, NIRVANA.
Justin Bieber is a girl.
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