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Ganondorf swept along the corridor, lashing his thick arms out at anyone who dared to gape. "This is what I get for leaving it to the last minute," he grumbled. Finally, as he reached his chambers, he beheld himself: the menacing form of a villain who'd forgotten to keep his orange sideburns in check.
I fell into a great black pit, and I swear
It might well have been likened to despair
Of snakes and spiders that prickled my hair
And caused me to retreat into my lair