mikehilbig
I always wanted mutton chop sideburns, but I am unable to grow thick enough facial hair which really sucks because I'm also lazy and hate shaving. Some people can grow big, thick sideburns and don't. Why is life so unfair?
Despair is the moments of the day in between the stuff that happens. Keeping busy is the enemy of despair.
If mint juleps were the only alcoholic beverage ever made, then I might not have become an alcoholic.