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I like the shore. Except when you see the fat people in bikinis...that's disgusting and it needs to stop now. Kthanks.
So, apparently it's a bad idea to stick your head in the microwave? What? Who decides these things? I hate being told what to do, so just to spite "them," I'm going to go stick my head in a microwave.
So, whiskers are officially AWESOME! I mean really. Not only do they make cats, bunnies, and other animals look totally badass, but they can be used as a defense mechanism. I mean, if you go after a bad guy with stubble on your face, it's gonna be pretty painful. So yeah, whiskers.
I like it on the table....that is all. No, I'm not kinky like that. Refer to my earlier post about October being Cancer Awareness Month for clarification.
Have a seat.
No.
Have a seat.
No.
Have a seat.
No.
Have a seat.
Okay.
Do you own a sweater? Well you should. Because they are warm fuzzy bundles of goodness that make even the coldest and rainiest days feel like a hug from your grandmother!
So, why is there a bear on the Cleveland Show? Anyone else notice that? Seth MacFarlane is really running out of things to write about here...
I do love Sheetz. That's not a typo on my part. Sheetz is a wonderful establishment, devoted to the art of making very happy people. Thank you Sheetz. You're doing your job fantastically.
I like strollers. They carry children, purses, dogs, and that annoying midget who keeps following you around. Just don't take a joyride in one, because people will look at you strange. #trufax
My calling in life is to be rude, sarcastic, cynical, and generally obnoxious. It's a good thing that it works for me, because I've said some pretty offensive things in the past.
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