mvolution
I know that it's policy to not allow candles in dorm rooms, but I find them so soothing! And the drapes only caught on fire that one time. And they were my drapes! See? No harm no foul. Just let me burn the one that smells like cucumber and cilantro. Please? It's for the sake of my sanity! My well being? No? What about incense then?
Whole lot of nothingness. That's what I saw.
"Look again," my dad urged me, "unfocus your eyes."
"I tried that," I wanted to say, "the dots just got blurry."
"It's a boat! It's a boat!" screamed my brother, "Look! It's almost 3-D!"
I turned away, defeated. "I hate Magic Eyes," I thought.
Wanted: One companion. Lightly used. Not irrevocably broken. Must be willing to put up with my shit.
Wanted: Three tires for a 1997 Honda Civic. I have the other one already. Also, an engine.
Wanted: Babysitter. Must be of strong moral fiber or be unattractive enough to repel lecherous hubby.
Wanted: Revolution. You know we all want to change the world.