orangedoctor
An outlet to anger is hitting people with forks. On the sad side, this is illegal in most countries. I on the other hand choose to believe that forks were made for more than eating. More on for poking.
The sage, who lived on a mountain loved his wife. Sadly, A giant monster made out of fire and candy, ate his wife and she dies. Using his epic powers, the sage destroyed the monster. Everyone is happy.