paradiddler
"You'd be late for your own funeral" she screamed as I wandered about in my underpants.
"You said we had LOADS of time... and what does it matter? We're always there first anyway!" I murmured under my breath.
"rise and shine". The most annoying, smiley, empty phrase in the english language. Nothing you could hear waking you from a deep slumber could possibly be more annoying. There's no shining only rising. Forget getting out the wrong side of the bed, there's no *ribght* side!