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Jimmy sat upright in bed. What was that sound? He was sure he had heard it from somewhere within the house.
The rain sloshed down onto the pavement. "Mommy! Mommy!" the little boy shouted. "Can I go play in the rain?"
"Absolutely not! You'll catch cold in this weather!" his mom responded.
The little boy caught the fly in his fist and immediately went running to his mom. "Mommy, I got it! I got it!" he shouted. He couldn't wait to show his friends the next day.
The wood drifted away. Away from the beach, away from the memories. Away from the little boy with the sand bucket and shovel. Maybe someday he'll be back, but that day is far, far in the future.
He stuffed the body in the trunk and hastily got into the car and drove away. Breathing deeply, he considered what he had just done.
Beauty pageants are cruel. Sure, they make kids feel good about themselves if they win, but they also teach them that beauty is the most important thing. If they don't win, it hurts their self-confidence.
Cave men used torches. They also used torches in Shrek when the men are hunting ogres. Shrek turned out to be nice, though. The torches really weren't necessary. At all. Torches use fire.
I like stripes. I also like dots. Patterns can also be red, blue, red, blue, etc. Or, they can be circle, square, triangle, circle, square, triangle, etc. I'm not wearing any patterns right now.
Petitions are very important. With a petition, a group of people can get something done. My mom once signed a petition to change Dexter from a village to a town.
I believe in God. I believe that he loves everybody. Some people don't believe that he loves gay people, but the Bible says he loves everybody, and that's good enough for me.