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I hate report cards. Usually they send them before a weekend so I get in trouble if I have a C and can't do fun stuff. I think of someone saying "Reporting for duty, sir." Maybe an alien, for some reason. They're probably on another planet called Garfwee or something where they're planning to take over Earth. "Reporting for duty sir, I am prepared for the takeover. I am at your service." He's green, probably. With a silver space suit. Fancy. Reporting for duty, Sir... Ready to take over planet Earth anytime now. They'll probably come at us with lazers. What was I talking about again? Oh yes, reports. The weather reports are always interesting. Sort of. But not really. I like to make fun of the weathermen with funny voices, and I copy everything they're saying in their funny voice. Good times. I enjoy weather reports. But not really...
I hate report cards. Usually they send them before a weekend so I get in trouble if I have a C and can't do fun stuff. I thinking of someone saying "Reporting for duty, sir." Maybe an alien, for some reason. They're probably on another planet called Garfwee or something where they're planning to take over Earth. "Reporting for duty sir, I am prepared for the takeover. I am at your service." He's green, probably. With a silver space suit. Fancy. Reporting for duty.
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