princessfrisk
The glass slipped out of my hand, spilling bright blue liquid all over the carpet. "Are you fucking kidding me???" I exclaimed, staring hard at the screen in front of me. There in huge letters were the words "CARD DECLINED" and I knew I was officially broke as fuck.
I drank the crimson liquid greedily as my followers reveled in the dingy basement of my mother's bungalow. I was Steve, Dark Lord of the Universe.