reallyupsetting
i don't understrands what you are talking about. please stop talking to me.
How would you spell diffirent if you decided to spell differant diffarently?
I don't want to write about this I'm scared some one will steal my idea
YOU KNOW WE BE SWERVIN SWERVIN DOWN SOUTH SWERVIN SWERVIN
CADALAC SWERVIN
YOU KNOW WE LIKE THE SWERVE MAAAYNE
SWERVIN SWERVIN MY NAMES MERVIN MERVIN
DOWN SOUTH SWERVIN
one time i was a kid and my mom tried to put a thermometer in my mouth and I didn't want it so she stuck it in my armpit instead and i told her that's why i didn't want it in my mouth.
I have been saving my shavings to put in my savings account but they told me my shavings weren't worth saving so I saved my shavings for some one else.
an apple a day keeps the WHOLE WORLD BUYING APPLES UNTIL THE APPLE TREES GIVE UP AND THEY STOP PRODUCING APPLES BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO EXHAUSTED AND CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE AND THEY JUST THROW THEMSELVES OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS IT'S MEANINGLESS JUST MAKING APPLES FOREVER AND NEVER HAVING ANY TIME FOR OURSELVES ITS JUST SO EXHAUSTING I JUST HATE IT SO MUCH PLEASE STOP MAKING ME DO THIS I JUST WANT TO SLEEP IN AND PLAY WITH MY DOG AND FORGET TO TAKE HIM OUTSIDE TO PISS SO HE PEES ON MY BED
waynes world party time excellent waynes world party time excellent
waynes world
party time
NOW TELL ME MAW WHAT'S IT GUNNA BE
YOUUU DUNNO WHAT POO MEAN TO MEEEE
noooo matter what i do OOOH all I think about is poo even when i'm my boo OHHH boy you know i'm crazy over pooo
I was washing the dishes when my husband told me "oh baby you are so domestic" that's when i dropped the plate on the ground and stabbed him to death with one of the shardy pieces and then I really had to piss so i did
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