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i just spent about thirty seconds pondering boiling water. it makes me think of the ramon noodles i made for lunch. man i'm hungry. my mom hasn't grocery shopped in like 3 weeks. we're out of toilet paper...
If you write ill with the "i" capitalized, it looks like three "l"s. see: Ill. Just three little lines. Very interesting.
My English teacher uses a megaphone in class. It's so that those of us who want to actually listen so we can pass the test he's talking about can hear over the idiots in the back. And because megaphones are awesome. True story.
I'm expecting a turtle. Not just any turtle. The Magic Turtle. You know, the one with the VW bus on his back. He should be here any minute. It's best your not here when he arrives. He doesn't like you.
Jack Sparrow was marooned. He had dreads. Like Bob Marley. I love Marley. He's an inspiration and a great activist. My brother wanted to name his son Marley. It's a girls name. And a dogs.
The cast of the musical in my school is like the cool kids. We're amazing. Even though we spend every waking moment in the school auditorium for 4 months strait every year. Now that I think of it, it kind of sucks. Why do we do it?
My beloved cat is currently eating out of my garbage. I don't know why. He just does that sometimes. He thinks he's a dog. He follows you around, and comes when you call him. And he'll eat ANYTHING. He tried eating my computer once.
i was once captured by Russian spies dressed as giant trolls, you know the ones with the weird hair, and tortured with the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard until i told them the birth date of my great uncle. it was a strange experience.
I like mints. I had a mint once that was so strong, I nearly choked. The man next to me on the bus started doing the himlach maneuver and nearly broke my ribs. So then I punched him in the gut.
I once wondered what it would be like in my Wonderland. It would be magnificent if it could be like Alice's, but I'm not that imaginative. I want to slay the jabberwolky...
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