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"Ugh i HATE my figure sooooo much!"
I just shook my head at my friend's exclamation. She had like the perfect hourglass figure, while I was a non-existent twig, and no matter what I said, she just wouldn't believe me.
The dog was right on my heels. I couldn't believe it! I'd tried every trick in the book and he was STILL behind me??? What was he? An actual dog?
Little did I know, that was a touch more accurate than I'd intended.