roseashstarr
A man flew to Germany. Hopped on a bike. Tried to keep up with the woman. Flipped over the handle bars. That fall earned him 3 stitches. And a good story. He's still trying to get the stitches from his noggin removed.
I thought it would be a nice gesture to bring you some soup while ill. You threw it all over my brand new coat! Let's see if that will happen again. I think not. Good luck with your cold, Sandy.
I pity the man sitting next to me, alone, at the local Olive Garden. I patiently wait for my take out order to be completed and watch him. Bowl after bowl, beer after beer. Looking completely unhappy with all aspects of his life. Except that alfredo in front of him.