sarahhudsonscribbles
I was driving down the highway, minding my own business, when bam! A polar bear jumped out in front of the road! As I swerved frantically, knowing I'd never make it, I thought of the irony of my situation. Plenty of people crash because of ice. How many hit polar bears?
Never, ever, ever wear a wool sweater to climb a haystack. I spent months picking out the straw. And it was my favourite sweater.