thomasofengland
Level off he shouted. Prat I thought. Nobody does that at this point. It didn't bode well for him. The crowd turned on him at exactly the moment I thought they would.
Bugger it. Last time i saw something boiling was a rather awkward moment. There she was naked and there my uncle was, standing to the left, fidgeting like he had some kind of terrible rash. Not really a rash more awkwardness at the situation, which was of course extremely difficult to explain.
Part of me was wondering I would really rather enjoy being boiled alive. But then as the moment arrived and my skin fell off I realised I had made a terrible grammatical error. Spelling was never my strong point, and I doubted if anything could elucidate that point more clearly than this moment.