writingguru
My mom is a style guru. She really like clothes. She worked in the fash ion dis trict of NYC for almost 25 years. I was walking out of the house one day after eat ing a deli cious and nutri tious break fast con sist ing of a whole wheat bagel and some organic orange juice. She stopped me dead in my tracks and instead of say ing a warm “good bye honey” or “have fun at school” she said, “Your clothes are not match ing. Get back in your room and change them right now or you are grounded.” What a lovely mom I have. So I changed in my room. I put on a nice lovely pink blouse with light green flowers on it. I matched it with brown crop pants and a light yellow bracelet. My mom was very proud.
The fallout of my writing career ended up being horrendous. I wrote about fantasy, romance, and real life, however when I stopped writing, my fans went on strike against me because I refused to write about vampires. Curse you twilight.