zack2981
Order in the court! Man, I've always wanted to say that. No I havent. I've always wanted to say Case closed. That's the one. I also think there are too many Law & Order shows on the air. Let's show a little variety, people. I want more shows that aren't about cops and lawyers.
Choas! Bam bamh band.... Bang.. Dammit. There should be more words that mean sounds. I miss Batman. Where else could you see all those sound words. Yeah, I know.. honomonipeah... or whatever. Thats why i didnt wanna say it, I can't spell it. That is fuckin sad, man. Sad. I should be able to spell that word... what was the subject again?
Mythical creatures are awesome for a lot of reasons and that's probably why the feature so prominantly in metal music. Awesome metal tunes are only made more awesome by a mythical creature or two. Or a mythical sword, that's always good too. Pretty much anything that has a special epic power. Rock on.
Mud is brown and not good for much. Or so you would think!! Turns out mud has all kinds of practical uses. Not limited to making houses, throwing at people, and also as a name for some jackass who did something stupid. Im sure theres a story behind that but I only have sixty damn seconds.
Pawn... Hmmm, like Alice in Wonderland. Wasn't it trying to say that we're all pawns in... I dunno, the game of life? I dont know, maybe not. Maybe it was just a fun little cartoon fairy tale... and wait, is it even a fairy tale? What does this have to do with pawns? I know, chess was involved but that's about it.
The beach. I don't go to the beach much. I like it but not as much as I think I'm supposed to. Apparently a lot of people REALLY like the beach. I like it but I mean... not that much. I dont need to go once a week or anything. Once a year suits me fine. There all that sand... You know, and girls tho... Thats a good thing. I do love girls. In bikinis.