acousticdreamer420
I was walking down the road and I saw a deer. He was eating icecream. I told him I liked his pajamas and he asked me if he could walk with me on my way home. I let him, and on the way there we met another deer. This one was dirty and had an eyepatch, so we were a bit startled. To no surprise, he abruptly pulled out a knife and demanded all of our money. The first deer nobly stepped forward and said NO, YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR MONEY! Then proceeded to attack him. They rolled around on the ground and the clinking of antlers could be heard for miles. Unfortunately, neither of them lived. On the bright side I didn't have to buy any meat for weeks...