anotherauthor
Many people will probably write magic wand. I, however, have no magic wand. I see wand as a typo. I wand many things. Can you guess what I mean? I mean want. Want with a d. This is really what I think. Wand is not a word, it is a typo, like many things in this world.
I am highly strung. Is that right? You don't know, because you don't know me. Too bad. The washing is strung on the line. It hangs there not knowing what to do. Sort of like you, because you don't know what to say next. Strung is a funny word.
I make many remarks. I remark about many things. Remark is a funny word - you remark something. I suppose I remark things sometimes. I like words with many meanings, even if they aren't all in the dictionary. Remark is a cool word - yay!
Science is not anything that I yell about. It doesn't make me leap out of bed in the morning just waiting for what the day will hold. I think I would actually prefer it not to be there lurking in the darkness. Pitty it is thought, but I can't do anything about it.