blatellidae
"I'd like one entree please"
"An entree?"
"yes.."
"That sounds retarded. Why don't you say dish?"
"D: I wanted to sound fancy"
"You're not even pronouncing it right."
"It's in tree isn't it?"
OTL
The water poured down my hair as I watched him walk away from me. The rain so thick that he was just a blur moving farther away. I cried that day. No one could tell because the rain washed my tears away.
The water splashed as I shoved the cat in the bath. It hissed at me scrambling to get back in the water while I pushed it back in scrubbing her down. Her claws etching at my skin. Her anger sizzling with each swipe.
"Stupid cat." I muttered plopping shampoo on her.
Today. She will be clean and victory will be mine.
He swiped his hand over his desk after scribbling furiously on his notebook.
"fuck."
Fuck.Fuck. Fuck.
"Where is it..."
"Such an exquisite cake" She said pulling up her monocle.
"OH, Quite Quite" She replied to herself hastily moving to the chair across her while stroking a fake mustache.
"What the hell are you doing?" Lie said looking at her from the doorway.
"Hey man. I just want to have a tea party. Don't judge. " the girl said continuing to stroke her mustache while putting her plastic monocle back in her pocket.
"Fixed it" a man said pulling his tool box away from what looked like a hunk of metal with tape and screws randomly inserted in it.
"You're an amazing handyman" Lie sarcastically said flipping a page in his magazine.
One minute is hardly enough time for what I want to write.
Ratings ratings ratings.
She stared at the screen.
"C'mon higherrrrrr"
"Stupid. Staring at the thumb up button isn't going to work" a voice said from behind her
"NOOO You're jinxing it! there's a thumb down! YOU JERK"
"-.- You posted a video of you eating cereal."
"It was super interesting!"
I watched as the little miss universe climbed up the stairs. I frowned watching her sneer at me. Her eyes smothered with make up. She was only eight.