chucksandpomps
sOMETIMES i LIKE TO BE VIOLENT. i LIKE TO KICK SURFace in the ass. Sometimes he pisses me off and I will kick him in the balls and mutilate him and chop up his weenie. I don't care much for him, but he is a cool guy and I will still, ever day, chop up his weenie.
A megaphone is used to blow words into someone's ears. A megaphone is used by cops to bring them down from a hostage situation. A megaphone is used to yell at school kids when they don't listen. A megaphone is used at events to blow everyone away with awesome sound and music. What ever you use a megaphone for it is all good with me.
I have many trophies that I earned in my life. MY biggest accomplishment however that I earned one is in chess. The chess trophy is golden, and as big as my arm. It stands over me, shadowing my figure in its golden light and spectacle.
Sticks work as in they work to lit my fire, they work as in they help keep you there, they work as in to poke you in the stomach, or to drop them and pick them right back up again. Whatever sticks your talking about, they have their purpose and reasoning. Give me a stick of tobacco and I'll smoke it. Doesn't make a bit of sense of what I'm writing, but here it is.
I love smoking cigarettes but I know the harm it does to my body. Sometimes I try and not think about it while I inhale the white, thick smoke into my pink big lungs. Hey whatever you do to your body is on your own self and I believe that these little basterds help me with my nervous compulsion. Well I kinda ran out of things to say about this little fiend, but I do have many things to say about cigars. Maybe I will discuss that another time.