Deedee
As I made the alterations to the shape of my tutu, I wondered...was this actually going to look better on me than it did on my husband? Just saying, he's got the long, shapely legs - I have all the thighs ever created and it's not the best look, unless you like muscley, large thighs on your women, then I'm perfect.
One thing I'm not, is delighted. I just sat down for my lunch; fork full of delicious cheesy potato-y fish half way to my mouth, when a knock at the door comes. Goddamnit, Jehovah's Witnesses again.