drewptosh
The "Stretcher"? That was what the papers were calling him. He shoved his hands deep into his pocket...and directly into the sidewalk. He jumped around awkwardly in pain, shouting obscenities into the wind. Arms sticking out of the end of his trousers, he haphazardly tried to remove them. People were starting to look. Letting out one last curse, he shuffled his feet, "much like a penguin," noted a casual observer, until he was safely hidden away in the shadows of a Back-alley.