fetuchini
One day I was at school, I fell down a hole and started to fly. The universe had disappeared.
As I whipped the cream, I took the measuring cup and poured the flour. I was skeptical when I noticed that the flour was black, and every color in the room had changed. I then realized I was in the negative of a photograph.
A lion roarred and I screamed “HELP!”, he told me to be quiet, because his son was asleep and had a long day at school tomorrow.