goobahman
In the eye!
Catching teardrops, in the eye.
Stealing someone else's sadness.
Just know what the emotion feels like.
Sharing their laughter.
Taking up their battle.
Like a friend.
Through the glass lens, down the antennae, across the broadcast,
throw your feelings this way.
Let me share your life.
I get bored.
There's not enough of my own.
Exquisite.
Some use more blunt terms:
Hot. Babe. Sexy. Totally rockin'
Exquisite has a nicer ring to it. It helps hide the fact that I'm just another pervert.
Truth is women ARE sex objects.
I mean they're a whole bunch of other things too...
but also, a sex object.
Mighty fine ones.
How much could you fit into your trunk?
Mine has so much room. My trunk is enormous.
Yes, well mine can contain at least 30 litres of water.
I don't believe you, no elephant could do that.
I'm no elephant.
I was talking about my penis.
DUN DUNNN DUUUUUUUHHHH!!