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"That's HYSTERICAL!" exclaimed Jimmy after Tony made a joke about the two transvestites that used to come in all the time were found beaten to death in in alley not far from the restaurant.
"Oh wait. Too soon?" replied Tony after he spotted all the disgruntled expressions on his coworkers faces.
Strength is what I don't have when it comes to telling people what they need to hear. But only sometimes... when it really matters. Strength is what I don't have in the morning when my alarm clock goes off. Strength is what I do have when it comes to.... Crap.
Success? It's smells sweet when you get there, but smells like shit the entire way up? Yet for some reason we all indulge and plunge ourselves into this shit smell climb upward to smell the not so shit mountain of success and breathe awesome clean air.