jennywritingtime
As I gazed into the starlit sky I wondered yet again why I had chosen to wear flipflops for our moonlit walk. Maybe it was because I had just painted my toenails. Toenails that are now painted with a nice thick layer of mud.
I used to go to the cinema with my Gran. We'd watch the film and she'd have a nice long nap. Her favourite was 'pokemon the movie', she managed to sleep the whole movie!
By jingo! You look disgracefully uncouth and unkempt my dear sir! Have you been dragged through a hedge backwards? No? Well go and change and for goodness sake comb your hair! Gracious!
Sometimes people do weird things in the name of being 'progressive'. "Would you like to learn maths or making woven baskets?" they ask you - a very nice pass time but not one that fits you out for many jobs. A lesson I learned to my detriment.
Don't disect my grammar while I'm talking to you! I have a very serious thing to say! Now button it up or I'll disect you if you're not careful!