lauralisimpson
I was just sitting there. By myself, minding my own business. When I noticed these girls kept looking at me. They were attractive yea, but I feel so awkward. Eventually the whispers and giggle stopped. Then one came over, and asked me to sit at their booth with them.
I was just talking to the costumer, they said they wanted it salted! Well they were also talking about yoga. Isn't that kind of ironic, pretzel after yoga? Anyways, now I have to make a new one. And the boss is watching. This looks bad. No, I will be fine, I am just worrying.
It all started when I picked up the box. I really shouldn't have. I have no idea why I did. I am such an idiot! I mean, why would any body?! Oh yea, because was tempted. They all said "There is candy under there." Or "There is a really big sum of money under there." Or "You'll find a really hot guy under there." Yea well there were all wrong. There was a dead caterpillar. I named him tent and gave him a proper burial. I still morn for him.
Well why would you want to look in the hole? I can almost bet it is full of spikes. I mean it was made here a long time ago. So it was probably a trap. What? No. Yea I am fine, I don't want to dance near the hole. You shouldn't either. It's kinda full of spikes. I think you are too curious.
In a wasteland lived a beautiful lady. Everyone was jealous of her radio, for it was the only radio in the wastes. So some one broke into her house, and stole it. She cried. Her tears made her turn into a radio herself. All metallic and silver, with red buttons. Because, don’t we all want to be silver metallic radios with red buttons? I sure do.