mandyhemmings
I don't know whether to laugh or cry - so maybe I'll do both! Shakespeare said something about whether we should take up arms against a sea of troubles, etc etc in Hamlet (I think!) but what to do about my own troubles, I don't know!
Gosh, it's a miracle I'm even awake at this time of night, what with the aches and pains and lack of sleep so far this week. Mind you, life is made of of small miracles. People say that they don't happen, but they do! From finding a fiver on the ground to finding that special someone to share your life with, our lives are made up of miracles, small and large. The biggest miracle in my life is the people in it...
I picked up my towel, which had fallen to the ground, feeling dreadfully exposed and uncomfortable. I really only felt happy completely covered, so what had possessed me to come to a naturist colony? it was all Cynthia's fault. I would think of an elegant revenge in the fullness of time, but for now I had to concentrate on getting out of this ridiculous situation. Where was Cyn, anyway? Hiding in our chalet, no doubt. Wretched girl! I decided to compromise on the nudity thing, and fastened the towel around my waist.