michaelmann
Ok, so my hands are short. Don't mock me. I hate that nickname. "Hey shorthand, why don't you hand me that shovel?" Ah, eck you. My hands are not that short. They are delicate. Dainty. Digital.
Uptight? Oh, upright. Yes, sometimes. Morally? Or standing up erect? Am I?
pronounced two ways: sep-ret, and sep-uh-rate. Two separate words. And the clue to how not to misspell it: it has "a rat" in it.