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My eyes were glued to the wall, I couldn't believe what I was seeing! On the wall there was a poster, and I knew the picture like the back of my hand. It was my ass! You could even see the little fairy tattoo I have above my right cheek. Why the hell would they allow this on school property?
The attendant handed me my bag of peanuts and I immediately got outraged. PEANUTS?! Who the FUCK eats peanuts? I threw them back at the attendant and ran to the back, trying to hide my true disappointment.
Drifting away into the sea. No one knows, and no one can see. Lost in the drift, I don't think I'll ever be found. If only I had drowned.
Last night, I ate the most exquisite gopher I have ever had before. His name was Goldy, and he said he lived in some weird place called Minnesota. Where the fuck is that? Either way, he was amazing. I need to go gopher hunting more often.