runahoneybadger
one day
while scuba diving
my heel
was stung
by an electric eel
it was an unpleasant experience
as it caused me an inconvenient trip
to the doctor's
Although strangely named for a pet crocodile, Eyeliner was the best friend any little kid could have. I still remember walking the scaly old reptile across the park, scaring all the old ladies and little kids away. Ah, such good times were had. But then, she died.