sallyshepard13
"It is essential that you do not let go of that button. If you take your finger off for even a second... if you release the pressure upon it for even a moment... We will all be blown sky high. Do you understand? Good. Now I will be back in an hour. I need to go get some supplies. Don't let go of that button!" ... He never comes back.
Someone always has an agenda. Except for me. Am I the only person in the world who goes to a meeting without some sort of ulterior motive? I mean, come on! Not everyone in the world is out to get something, or get somewhere. Not everyone has an "agenda". At least I hope not. I really don't want to be the only one!
"The meter wasn't even working! Look, when I got here, there was a bag over it. You can't give me a ticket if the meter is broken. ... What do you mean they fixed it while I was parked?! So, you are going to charge me even though it was... Look, you seem like a reasonable person and this is obviously a ridiculous situation. So, what do you say? Help a girl out?"
"I captured the flag! Not Judy! Not Johnnie! Me! I did it, and you can't take that away from me!"
"You weren't even part of the game!" Judy declared defiantly. I glared at her with the meanest look I could muster.