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"And I will be your lantern." She mumbled and I tilted my head and looked at her out of the corner of my eye.
"What the hell?" I whispered and she slapped me on the knee.
"Thou shalt not swear in church."
"Thou shalt not babble nonsense." I answered and she picked her head up and fixed me with a stare so mean, I could have died.
"Thou shalt go to hell." She spoke and I paled. Pissing her off was not the smartest move, but I couldn't contain my smart-ass comment that was coming.
"Thou shalt not swear in church." I mocked her.