Slothmonger
His nose was so long. It looked out of place on his small bald head. His eyebrows were thick, black, and bushy.
Raise your arms if you want me to continue! Raise them to the sky and abandon all your negative emotions! Raise my friends! Raise from you desks and stretch up to the sky! Don't allow your oppressors to keep you pinned by their bullish ways!
He typed and typed as much as he could in in 60 seconds and then he heard it. "BEEP". Even though he was expecting it still startled him.