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"You are no gentleman!"
"Milady, I never claimed to be such."
With that he was excused for all his behaviors since you are only guilty if you claim falsely beforehand that you are innocent.
And he visited upon them all the millions of plagues and ugly things for they were stupid and in need of some silly plagues.
Bicyclical: of or pertaining to a person on a unicycle balancing spinning plates in each hand.
Cyclical: just one plate.
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