titaniumbird
I hung with the parrots, they did drugs until they came with the rest of the partiers, it was a massive orgasm, thousands of bodies, writhing on the grass.
Care - I do, I really do, about a lot of things, so many in fact it's hard to narrow it to just one. It's natural, like breathing, I can't imagine not doing it.
I bit down on a piece of chicken this weekend and I swear I thought one of my morals broke right off. It hurt like hell! lucky for me I had lots of beer on hand to help kill the pain!
I bit down on a piece of chicken this weekend and I swear I thought one of my morals broke right off. It hurt like an S.O.B. lucky for me I had lots of beer on hand to help kill the pain!
The whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god.
Problems beg solutions.
Activity begets problems.
Pour another stiff jack and coke, problem(s) solved!
I don't wake, I regain consciousness...
Blotches of clean on a dirty dirty dog, show me the one blue eye, show me the crazy puppy side you left behind!
Walking through the dark engine room, someone left an inspection port open, a little metal plate in the floor like a 4 inch man hole or a mouse hole perhaps. Needless to say the 4 prongs of steel sticking through the hold run up to my knee when I stepped into the hole leaving three ragged tears in the flesh of my leg.
"Thank you for calling technical support, how can I help you?" Caller "My screen went black and I can't restart my computer." Support analyst "Did try and power it off then on again?" Caller "The power is out, we're having some kind of a storm, would that affect the computer?" Here's your sign.
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