Toaster-Of-Vengeance
I came tearing down the stairs, rounded the corner, and almost collided with the tree in the living room. I plopped myself down, and called for my parents to hurry up and come downstairs. I saw the gift that must hold my brand new remote control car. As soon as they got down, I pulled it towards me. (Jesus, a minute goes by really quick.)
David walked into the upstairs room as Jesus was opening the casket of wine. "Where you been, D?" Jesus asked. "I was just chilling".